GUI dice:
i just bought
linger in shadows
for the hell of it
Phoenix dice:
i see
GUI dice:
my psn account had 3 dollars left
and it was u$2 
it's
the best game ever
it's not even a game
it's just some
video thing
that goes on for 6 minutes
there's a part with
a dog
looking at a statue
sitting on a floating rock
then a cat looks at the dog
then the dog starts flying towards the statue
and the cat
keeps watching

Phoenix dice:
what
the fuck
are you sure you watched it
or did you lick a toad
GUI dice:
i don't do drugs and i'm not on crack 
watch it on youtube
it's some tech demo or something
plus it has easy trophies 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QomevyfB78
watch
"MGS 4 owns this "

Phoenix dice:

GUI dice:
you better
watch 
Phoenix dice:
i am
watching it
the intro sequence is annoying
and long
GUI dice:
it gets better
fuck yeah flying dog man
Phoenix dice:
am i meant to be able to read what it says on screen?
GUI dice:
no
Phoenix dice:
thank god
GUI dice:
i love how
there is a trophy
for taking picture of a picture that appears at 4:20 
Phoenix dice:
lol
someone tripped some serious balls
you payed $2 for this?
ask for your money back
GUI dice:
it was less than 70 pesos man 
Phoenix dice:
l@@k d@ fukkin dog
staring
and listen to d@
fukkin
dramatic music
GUI dice:
maaaaaaaaaaan 
Phoenix dice:
what the fuuuuuuuuuuu'ck
 gimme d@ shit
GUI dice:
here you go bro 
whoaaaaaaaaa dog 
Phoenix dice:
OH GOD NO IT BECAME STONE
GUI dice:

Phoenix dice:
seriously though
wh-at
the fuck
is this
GUI dice:
from what i've read
it's a tech demo
Phoenix dice:
OH GOD
IT BROKE
THE DOG
GUI dice:
why they ask u$2 for it
is beyond me
Phoenix dice:
so the developers don't die
GUI dice:
It's a demo made by Plastic for Sony.

Sony trademarked the name Linger in Shadows so they might be making a game. 
hahahahahaha
an 8 hours long game
consisting of
videos 
Phoenix dice:

..
GUI dice:
oh yeah
from what i've seen
there are like
4 more "levels"
oh my god
i shaked the controller during one part
and the screen turned into static
and white globes appeared
and oh my fucking god it's creeping me out
some logo is flashing
with reverted colors
and my controller is shaking
Phoenix dice:

and let me guess
you got an achievement for that 
GUI dice:
i don't know 
i think i did
but i wasn't checking the walkthrough
it just told me
to shake the controller
and i did
then that happened 
Phoenix dice:
AHAHHAHA
YOU DUMB FUCK
GUI dice:
oh my god
Phoenix dice:
YOU LISTEN TO A GAME DEMO
GUI dice:
i pressed
Phoenix dice:
FUCK YOU
AHAHAHA
GUI dice:
a button
when it told me to
and
Phoenix dice:
fuck yeah flying dog
GUI dice:
it showed
some bizarre imagery
of a black mist
flying towards me
infront of a statue 
Phoenix dice:

GUI dice:
oh god 
i spinned the controller
Phoenix dice:
spun*?
GUI dice:
and it did some creepy static imagery thing again 
spun*
fuck you
oh god
it's the dog scene again
Phoenix dice:
gimme
d@
shit

WHOAH MAN THE DOG HAS ALMOST MADE IT
OH FUCK, THE TRIP HAS GONE BAD
THE MIST
IS GOING TO KILL HIM
wait
... isn't that like
GUI dice:
oh
my god
Phoenix dice:
what Lost is based on?
a black mist
killing shit?
GUI dice:
if you press the circle button
when the zoom in of the cat happens
then
it zooms into his eyes
and inside his eyes
there's a city
filled with blocks
Phoenix dice:

inside
the cat's eye?
GUI dice:
and you travel through them
yes

Phoenix dice:
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu'ck maaaan
GUI dice:
holy shit
the statue was
turned into static

Phoenix dice:
hahhah
stop trippin'
so many balls
man
GUI dice:
i love you man 
less than 30 minutes
and i got every trophy

i'm tempted to uninstall it
Phoenix dice:
but
GUI dice:
but it's so boring that if i can't fall asleep i can watch it instead
Phoenix dice:
the flying dog
man
GUI dice:
plus
the flying dog

i love how
there were only like
5 developers
Phoenix dice:

GUI dice:
holy shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit